EDITOR’S NOTE: Blondes Have More Guns was on USA Up All Night on February 15, 1997.

Yes, a Troma Naked Gun. Such is the dichotomy of my life: I love USA Up All Night and hate Troma, despite most USA Up All Night movies coming from Troma. I love parties, but I hate gatherings.

Detective Harry Bates, his partner Dick Smoker and his dog, who is a man in a suit, get screwed up with two half-sisters, Montana Beaver-Shotz (Elizabeth Key) and Dakota Beaver (Gloria Lusak).

The only film of director George Merriweather, who wrote this with Dan Goodman (the composer of Evil Come Evil Go and the cinematographer of Brother and Sister — in which a man discovers his half-sister is Rene Bond and you know what happens after that — as well as Bob Chinn’s Panama Red — a PG rated movie with Rene Bond and John Holmes in it — and Return Fire) and Mary Guthrie, this was way better than expected.

You can watch this on Tubi.