No matter what happens in the rest of the world, you can rely on Mark Polonia to keep making movies with awesome posters, great titles and moments where dinosaurs fart, stock animation and footage is used, and eventually, a dinosaur poops all over someone. You might wonder, “Will these cavewomen have sex with one another?” No. There’s no time for that, as we need to be inside a cave made of plastic tarps and brown paper, decorated with marker artwork.

I will not have it any other way. Other people might look at a Polonia movie and get angry, wondering who would want to watch a microbudget movie with dumb jokes and a plot that makes 70 minutes feel like weeks, but just leave the rest of us alone. The world is a rough place; people barely can get along these days, and if I want to sit in my basement and just screen movies like this and wonder what Polonia will make next, I feel like I’m making my part of the world better.

As for the IMDB user who wrote, “Despite the title One Million BC, no babes appear in the film,” you don’t have to be so rude.

You can watch this on Tubi.