The Grinch (Otis “Money Bag Mafia” Mcintosh) and Santa (Navv Greene) have issues, so the Grinch goes from stealing toys to taking the man’s wife (Christianne “Chrissy Cindy” Jones), and she actually enjoys being with a new man. Or whatever a Grinch is, look, my life has reached the level where my only enjoyment and escape is watching this movie and trying to figure out who it’s for and why anyone other than me would watch it.

Whenever I started to worry that this had no plot, I was rewarded with montage sequences of the Grinch throwing money and women twerking. No notes on that.

I love that this came up as a recommended movie on Tubi, who knows me so well. It’s a minute of plot thrown into a film that feels like several months long and filled with people shouting their dialogue. It also debuted in March, which seems to be the perfect time for a movie set during the holidays, but who am I to question the decisions of the filmmakers? That’s really the least of this movie’s faults. Let’s instead celebrate its best parts, which are almost all curvy black women celebrating the freedom of dance and just taking off their clothes. I wish the Grinch wasn’t a misogynist, but this isn’t the movie where he will learn his lesson. I doubt anyone would want to see that. We should all hope he does better next time.

You can watch this on Tubi.