Directed and written by Ron Ford, this movie sends Trace (Tyrone Wade), the greatest alien fighter of all time, to Earth, where a million alien souls — the worst ones — have been unleashed. He’s to protect Sandy (Roxanne Coyne) and if the first two letters of her name didn’t give it away, she’s Sarah Connor. He’s, well, I guess a Terminator but one of the good ones, working for the ruler of the galaxy, who is Omnipresent Praxima, who is really Burt Ward, who was once Robin.

Does this movie maybe feel like it’s about Scientology? Sure. But it’s also filled with the kind of things that Wild Cat Line callers on Coast to Coast AM would scream about at 4:09 in the morning.

This also has a bad guy named Gorek (Mark Sawyer), who can jump from body to body, so it’s also The Hidden.

I say none of this in a mean way. This is precisely what I choose to watch when I don’t have to review movies that people ask me to or go upstairs where murder porn plays all day and night. A Temu JCVD is in this and he punches a latex masked gray alien in the face. I have always wanted to punch a gray alien in the face, so this is wish fulfillment on the greatest of scales.

Speaking of Coast to Coast and Art Bell, he once had an Anti-Christ Line and asked people to call in but only if they were the Son of Satan. Tons of people called, but the next time they tried this, the actual Anti-Christ was said to have called and he claimed that he was from Pittsburgh. I’m telling you this because I miss that show and being up in the middle of the night either laughing or frightened. More movies should have that energy and be like this, and more people who write about movies online should recognize that not everything has to be perfect.