BONUS WILDCARD WEEK (September 22 – 28) Go order something from the SWV website and watch it!

Both of the titles of this movie reference others: Kiss Me Quick! is a takeoff of Kiss Me, Stupid and the original title, Dr. Breedlove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love, is obviously taken from Kubrick.

Sterilox is an alien who has come from the Buttless galaxy. He’s played by Frank A. Coe, using the name Fattie Beltbuckle. He ends up in the lab of Dr. Breedlove (Max Gardens), seeking a perfect woman to become the housewife for their planet. Yes, not for breeding. Who are we to not respect the command of the Grand Glom? Yet, one wonders, why is the alien Stan Laurel? And why. is Dr. Breedlover more Bela Lugosi than Peter Sellers?

“Dance! Dance, my little sex bombs!” yells the mad scientist as women gyrate all around the alien and then Frankenstein’s Monster, Dracula and a mummy show up. This is like Famous Monsters if it had a few pages from Leg Show in it, what with all of the stockings being slowly removed.

Director Peter Perry Jr. has the kind of resume that I get obsessed over (and so did Something Weird). Revenge of the Virgins, Honeymoon of Terror, Mr. Peter’s Pets, Knockers Up, My Tale Is Hot, The Wondrful World of Girls, The Notorious Daughter of Fanny Hill, Mondo Mod, The Secret Sex Lives of Romeo and Juliet, The Notorious Cleopatra, The Joys of Jezebel, Cycle Vixens, A Woman’s Dream and many years later, an uncredited job on Taboo VII, long after the fun days of porno chic had become dead and buried.

This was the first movie produced by Harry Novak. He was hands on, as he and Perry did a talent search at strip clubs, looking for women who could act and who would also take their clothes off. This was the start of him getting a roster of actresses looking for work who had been bumping and grinding under wigs and assumed names. Novak’s Boxoffice International Pictures would go on to make more than fifty movies after this.

This is also the first movie in the U.S. for cinematographer László Kovács, who had been in the U.S. for two years and not been hired. He couldn’t speak English and wasn’t in the union. Novak met him and hired him for several of his films — this is the best looking nudie cutie that you will ever see — before he became an in-demand cinematographer in Hollywood.

Coe also played the Frankenstein Monster and did sound, while Max Gardens was the other producer. Also known as Manny Goodtimes, he played Lucifer in My Tale Is Hot and was a men’s club owner.

The ladies in this include Boobra (Natasha, also in The Kill and One Million AC/DC), Kissme (Jackie De Witt, No Tears for the Damned), Barebra (Bibi), Hotty Totty (Claudia Banks), Gertie Tassle (Althea Currier, Sinderella and the Golden Bra), Gigi String (Donna, The Forbidden), Lotta Cash (Lucky) and Gina Cathchafanni (Pat Hall).

What a strange little movie. Pure joy!

You can download this from the Internet Archive.