EDITOR’S NOTE: Beach Babes from Beyond was on USA Up All Night on October 4, 1996 and December 19, 1997.

Xena (Sarah Bellomo AKA adult star Roxanne Blaze), Luna (Tamara Landry) and Sola (Nicole Posey) steal Zena’s parent’s (Don Swayze and Jackie Stallone!?!) spaceship and head out to meet some guys but crash land on Earth where they meet cute with Dave (Michael Todd Davis) and Jerry (Ken Steadman). When Dave’s Uncle Bud (Joe Estevez) gets his house seized by the bank, they get the idea of throwing a bikini contest that will be judged by Burt Ward and endangered by evil bikini designer Sally (Linnea Quigley). Also, if all these celebrity family members aren’t nearly enough. Joey Travolta is in this.

Oh Ellen Cabot, I can see through you and know that you are David DeCoteau.

There are two bikini dance sequences that go on for longer than you can even think is possible, some oily softcore sex and seventy-five minutes to fill.

You can download this episode of USA Up All Night on the Internet Archive.