We’re back for a Halloween party. Join Bill and me on Saturday at 8 PM East Coast time for two blasts of strangeness, ads, drinks and the kind of deep thought and dirty minds — and the best chat room! — that you expect from our show.

Up first is Massage Parlor Murders which you can watch on Tubi.

Here’s the drink for the first movie!

Legspreader

• 1.5 oz. Midori
• 1.5 oz. Malibu rum
• 5 oz. pineapple juice
• 1 oz. lemonade
• 1 oz. lemon-lime soda

1. Pour all ingredients into a glass with ice.
2. Stir, shake and leave the money on the nightstand.

Our second movie is Madman which you can watch on Tubi.

Here’s the second cocktail.

Jacuzzi Sex

• 2 oz. Chambord
• 2 oz. vodka
• 1 oz. cranberry juice
• 1 oz. pineapple juice
• 1 oz. orange juice
• 2 oz. lemon-lime soda
• 1 oz. orange soda

1. Pour all the ingredients in a glass with ice.
2. Add a splash of orange soda on top of the whole thing and sing the Madman song.

Saturday is going to be great!