
CHRISTMAS CINEMA: Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
At one point in this movie, Santa Claus gets shoved down by Billy, our hero, and he yells, “What the hell is wrong with that kid?” And I yelled in defense, “Santa raped his mom, you fucking asshole!” Merry Christmas, everyone, it’s time to descend into the absolute nadir of scummy movies and watch something […]