Mill Creek Sci-Fi Invasion: Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe (1990)

Editor’s Note: This review previous ran on May 14, 2020. Writer and director Damian Lee also did Ski School, which I assume preps you for making science fiction action movies starring two of Arnold’s pals, Jesse “The Body” Ventura and Sven-Ole Thorsen. Plus, best of all — no, actually best doesn’t apply here — Jim […]

Junesploitation 2022: The Surrogate (1984)

June 7: Junesploitation’s topic of the day — as suggested by F This Movie— is Shannon Tweed! We’re excited to tackle a different genre every day, so check back and see what’s next. Canada, thank you. Beyond movies like Prom Night, Terror Train, Black Christmas, Deadline, Curtains, The Gate, Funeral Home, My Bloody Valentine, Meatballs III, The Pyx, Pin, the early films of Cronenberg, Prom Night 2 […]

APRIL MOVIE THON DAY 2: Ski School (1990)

Ski School may have come out way after the teen sex comedy boom and before the wave that American Pie started, and you know, I may be fifty and working in the corporate world and feeling dead inside, but I would leave to join Dave Marshak (Dean Cameron, Rockula, Bad Dreams and, most essentially, Chainsaw from Summer School) and his Section […]

Screwball Academy (1986)

Also known as Loose Ends, this is an attempt to use the name of the Screwballs franchise — such as it is — while using Coleen Camp from Police Academy and Police Academy 4 to somehow try and make a new series, because this movie has nothing to do with Screwballs other than the knowledge that both movies are Canadian […]