Between Mega Shark, Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus, Mega Shark Versus Crocosaurus, Mega Shark Versus Mecha Shark and the rumored Mega Shark Versus Moby Dick, The Asylum has really gotten plenty of nautical miles out of the Mega Shark story. Yet how can we explain the fact that Illeana Douglas appears in this movie as Dr. Alison Gray? […]
Yes, this is just the first in the Sharktopus saga, followed by Sharktopus vs. Pteracuda and Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf, all produced by Roger Corman for SyFy. In Caribbean folklore, the Lusca is a type of sea monster said to exist near Andros, an island in the Bahamas, that is half dragon, half octopus. That’s what inspired S-11, an intelligent […]
Jaws 2 wasn’t going to make anyone happy. How do you recapture the magic of a film that took so many by surprise, even if it was calculated to do exactly what it set out to accomplish? Then again, until Rocky II came out, this was the most successful sequel in history. Producers Richard D. Zanuck and […]
Look, the title of this movie is incredible. It has no Raiders of the Lost Ark moments in it to pay off the name, but that’s totally a Jerry Gross-level title there. This one’s a Brett Kelly movie and he’s the guy who made Ouija Shark and Jurassic Shark, so when it comes to shark movies with great […]
Can you believe that there’s an entire Multi-Headed Shark franchise? There was a 2-Headed Shark Attack and 3-Headed Shark Attack and 5-Headed Shark Attack and now, a six-headed one that ends up on an island near Corazon where several couples have come to work out their various issues. This thing is absolutely horrifying, because it’s not just […]
When Bruce the Shark is chasing swimmers, he does not stop to download pornography. CGI Sharks will do this and really take down the speed of your internet. This is a fact that this movie has taught me and now I must pass on to you. Jason and Matthew are brothers who have been apart […]
How can sharks get into a cornfield? Who would name their town Druid Hills? Why would you let a serial killer sit in the back of your police car? How did Stonehenge get to Kentucky? Tim Ritter (Hi-Death is his last movie we reviewed, but his career goes all the way back to Day of the Reaper which […]
“Hey, I can’t stop you from watching shark movies any more than I can stop myself.”— Sam Panico, in his review Great White (2021), the latest in a long line of “shark” movies. Yes. The rumors are true: B&S About Movies will watch any streaming offering with a shark in it, as it is our […]
“There’s bad and then there’s boring-bad and this is just bad, which is a nice thing to say.” — Sam Panico of B&S About Movies in his review of Brett Kelly’s Jurassic Shark In our never-ending quest to review every shark flick ever released, we just have to. . . . Besides, when you have […]
It was only a matter of time before the groovy retro-folks at Asylum poured the remote “slasher” cabin genre into the endless flood of CGI shark flicks. Now, for most streamers, that fact would be a “nuff said,” and they’d hit the big red streaming button on another film: not me. The director behind this […]
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